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Jan 7, 2009

Wallpaper Wednesday!

BY DERRICK SOBODASH

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or months I’ve been promising myself I would post more regularly. Usually the posts come in a burst, and then the site falls back into silence. That’s why I decided to add a new weekly feature: Wallpaper Wednesday.

Every Wednesday, I will post two vector wallpapers rasterized into select widescreen sizes. It’s a chance for me to learn more about vector art and do something new with my best photos.

Each wallpaper package will be released in a ZIP on my deviantArt page—assuming it stays unblocked in China.

If you enjoy these wallpapers, consider supporting some of the sponsors (read: ads) on this site: they don’t pay much and a lot of them suck—especially the mail-order brides which Google seems to think you all want. But hey, I’m giving you with good shit for free.

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Jan 7, 2009

Back at work on WineLocale

BY DERRICK SOBODASH

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K, first off, talk about a blown release date! I said I would have a beta out what … a year ago? Ubuntu is on its second release since that announcement and my old guide fails on Ubuntu Ibex.

While I personally have little use for Wine let alone WineLocale, I do realize how important it is to other people. You can give special thanks to Dan Kegel, who has written to me many times over the last few months and without whose mails I likely would never have looked at this again.

I’m not complaining. I am actually very glad someone cares enough to write me!

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Dec 26, 2008

Black, white and dead all over

BY DERRICK SOBODASH

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orty years ago, a newspaper was one of the most lucrative businesses to own. What has happened the last year, and will happen next year, is something that should stun any reader.

When I started college, my initial major was computer engineering. It wasn’t because I liked systems or had any desire to design them—it was because I liked video games and had a wild idea that I would make them. Of course, school teaches more about the study of computer programming than how to actually do it … but that’s another topic.

Even in 2000 it was obvious the IT jobs were doomed to shift to India. Sure, there are still people working in the IT field in the US, but they are a shrinking population.

I changed to journalism because it was a job that could not be outsourced.

Or so I thought.

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Dec 21, 2008

You are all poor, stupid teenage parents

BY DERRICK SOBODASH

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arlier today I learned about Quantcast, a Web site which claims to profile not simply how much traffic a domain attracts, but the faces behind those hits.

The verdict is in: you, dear reader, are most likely a 12-17-year-old Asian male with a 6-year-old child and no college experience who works at a McJob for $0-$30,000 per year before taxes.

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Dec 17, 2008

Help me find CC-licensed art

BY DERRICK SOBODASH

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reetings! Regular readers may remember that some months ago I announced my plan to typeset some free books published by Project Gutenberg. I intended to have the first volume of Arabian Nights out by now, but things fell behind schedule and there were too many layout changes.

More importantly, I have learned much about book design—especially how much I did not know! It is such a specialized and often-neglected area of design, and consequentially most books do not cover it.

The Internet has been a tremendous help in providing classical diagrams and the theory abandoned by mass market paperbacks, and I have made tremendous progress on this project.

While Arabian Nights is still planned, first I would like to focus on the fairytale collections by Andrew Lang. The first two books I will work on will be his Blue Fairy and Red Fairy books, both fantastic collections that are usually passed over in favor of the more popular Grimm Brothers’ tales.

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Nov 4, 2008

The long walk home

BY DERRICK SOBODASH

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t’s evening in Beijing. Ten fifty. Foggy. The night air has a bit of a chill to it—what more tolerant people would describe as “brisk.” It’s fall, but you wouldn’t know it walking on this side of town. The only trees in sight are buried in the small yards that dot the side streets of Third Ring Road.

Tonight is a full moon. The first since the Mid-Autumn Festival last month. It seems like forever ago.

Maybe it’s my mood. Maybe it’s the pollution. Tonight, the streets don’t seem as friendly as they usually do. On the west end of the overpass, a gang of seven or eight guys are surrounding one girl on her knees. She’s not crying, but they still give me dirty looks as I round the corner.

I step off the other side, walking past a Holland Bakery where two ladies are engaged in the world’s oldest business.

“Hello honey~, ma~sa~ji?” they coo.

The left one is wearing a dark brown jacket and matching boots. Fur trim. Chinese clothes are always deceptive that way: even the thinnest windbreaker is topped off in a furry ring—fur is status, not warmth.

Her coworker is sporting that bad perm job with the fucked-up brown highlights that’s been so popular the last few years. Face caked in chalky white makeup, looking like a ghost. The only color is the red lipstick she laid on clownishly thick.

Fashion is beyond me.

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Oct 21, 2008

Lessons from 2 years without Windows

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dropped Windows in December 2006. At the time, Ubuntu Feisty was in beta and I upgraded to it from my initial Edgy Eft install. While I had used Linux for 4-month intervals from 1997 onward, this was my experience in jumping ship entirely.

I have learned a lot—both about Linux and about my own desktop usage—in the past two years. This post is my opportunity to share these with you, the reader.

Lesson 1: Do not customize

Linux is hailed as the customizer’s friend. Most applications store their data in user-editable INI-like files. Root has the power to overwrite any ugly image that offends your optic nerves. If something is shittily organized, you can always reprogram and recompile it to make a sensivle UI as I did with MadEdit.

However, as on Windows, these customizations are temporary.

What I mean is that there is no effective way to preserve your changes during upgrades, and there is no way to collect or save these changes when you need to reinstall your system—especially once you begin tap dancing outside /home/.

Once outside your own user directory, all bets are off. A new update can and will overwrite your configuration changes. While some data in /etc/ might not overwritten—assuming the package scripts were written by a courteous maintainer—changes in /usr/ will be toast.

Did you fix your OpenOffice.org icons to match the same Tango used in your OS rather than the poorly-matched Tango in synaptic? Tough cookies. Those are now gone. Hope you made a backup.

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Oct 18, 2008

Ubuntu ate a frisbee

BY DERRICK SOBODASH

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pparently I did something that Ubuntu really, really did not like. currently any GTK application that displays text will segfault. I think that includes just about … everything.

Thunar can run, but right clicking anything to view its properties causes a segfault.

I’m currently in the process of doing backups from the command line. I’d kind of like to install a dual-boot Windows and Ubuntu environment this time so that I can have a faster machine for Quark. An EeePC can run it, but it is painfully slow at times and the resolution leaves much to be desired. I used to run it in VirtualBox but got sick of the crashing.

Who knows, maybe I’ll throw on Windows for a change until the next Ubuntu release comes out. I need to figure out how to install Windows without a bootable CD-ROM or floppy device anyway.

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Sep 11, 2008

Obama’s choice of lipstick

BY DERRICK SOBODASH

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’m so glad I don’t live in the United States.

Not because of the crippling, unequal tax system. Not because I may be sued into oblivion by a clown who gets butthurt over my free speech. Mostly because at times like these, its corporate media system is even more broken than that in which I work.

I woke up today to a full iGoogle ticker with nothing but reports about Obama saying, “You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.” Not the choicest of words I’m sure, but only a stone’s throw away from “If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and shits duck shit, it’s probably a fucking duck.”

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Sep 9, 2008

Motivation comes up short

BY DERRICK SOBODASH

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ately, I’ve been finding it impossibly difficult to sit down and write anything. First there was the buzz of the Beijing Olympics, then getting Lulu her visa to the US, then the ceremonial changing of the employee at work and now we’re into Paralympics reporting.

Sometimes things just don’t slow down.

I should have more to write about. I should have lots to say. Why yesterday, there was the perfectly funny story of how the chain on my bicycle snapped while biking along the highway, causing my foot to shoot down and my sandal to go flying through the air into the left lane. I had to backtrack, wait for the light to change, then keep up with the people coming off their right turns to move into the left lane, lean to the left, stick out my leg and hook the sandals with my toe.

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