8 responses to “Top search results of the year”

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   andrew June 1st, 2007 at 02:22

   lol

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   Soulfang June 1st, 2007 at 02:49

   Funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.

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   M An June 1st, 2007 at 03:24

   I was looking for information about 31-ish a while back, though not with that particular set of search keywords. I’ve heard about that occurring in some cities with no actual support for the homeless, so they do it because they have little other choice.
   The Listerine and harvesting organs come from the same blog entry as the cold brick one, if I recall correctly. Well, in that it’d be the one to come up as the results.
   Not sure where most of the rest come from. Especially the ninja porn. And now that I’ve seen it, I too must know the answer to the ultimate question, “How many bytes are in a ninja byte?”
   You got me interested in looking up this ‘Anarchist Cookbook’: I’m assuming that’s not literal. o_O

   Fun entry.

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   Muxec June 1st, 2007 at 04:44

   D, where did all my disk space go?

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   byuu June 1st, 2007 at 09:04

   This is Jumbo Ozaki, for those wondering:
   http://byuu.cinnamonpirate.com/images/bs_253.png

   I made a post describing how I fixed a bug in this game. It has extremely sensitive timing.

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   Garrett June 2nd, 2007 at 00:18

   lol. Someone’s really looking for some ninja sex. And if you actually ranked high for “hire a hooker” I bet you’d be getting a ton of search engine traffic! Number 5 is rather scary though…

   Maybe you should string these all together into a crazy story post

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   Derrick Sobodash June 2nd, 2007 at 22:20

   I was under the impression number eight was by far the most disturbing. What kind of mind even thinks of that?

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   M An June 3rd, 2007 at 01:26

   “I was under the impression number eight was by far the most disturbing. What kind of mind even thinks of that? ”

   A paedophile with a ninja fetish? Or a youthful male ninjaphile? An underage homosexual male ninja paedophile?! (Yes, I’m aware that by definition, an underage individual can not be a paedophile!)
   Or or or!

   It’s a person seeking to bring an elaborate plot to fruition of ninja sperm harvesters, who sneak into young men’s bedrooms in the dead of the night to extract the material without detection, so they can store it for 10-20 years, track the boys who have now become men, and impregnate select women with the sperm from the most successful men so that they can file paternity suits, claim child support, and then sap the men’s wallets dry to fund more ninjas, to continue the plan, repeating it until they amass a large ninja army, and take over the world?

   Of course, that plan is stupid. They could just extract it from the grown men, like that one woman who used date rape drugs to knock out men in extra-marital trysts to extract the sperm of rich business men so that she could blackmail them into paying her off, so she wouldn’t notify their wives of their infidelity.

   But… When you’re an evil criminal mastermind, your ploys for world domination don’t have to make sense. It wouldn’t be as entertaining if they did!