Hello, programmers

Hi, if you happen to be a programmer, I just wanted to make a small request: stop writing documentation.

No really, just save yourself the effort. I know you think you’re capable of speaking English–but you’re not. The only person on the planet who understands any of what’s coming out your brain, through the keyboard and into the text file is yourself.

You’re not smarter than anyone who cannot understand your ramble, because it came out of your brain. Of course you’ll understand it.

On the contrary, you’re incredibly stupid. Your communicative abilities are actually stunted beyond that of a small retarded child–meaning you are unable to communicate the thoughts in your head with any of the other 6 billion people on planet Earth.

Find a human volunteer to write your documentation for you, but never attempt to do it yourself.

Thanks.

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