An explanation of the last post

If you are someone who believes that some things are too terrible to make a joke about, please add “127.0.0.1 cinnamonpirate.com” to your HOSTS file and never come here again.

In an effort to generate new material and combat my dry spell of worthwhile topics, I’ve written a topic generator. Every day, two terrible things guaranteed to offend people of all races, creeds, genders, or any other imaginary lines humans have created to segregate themselves are randomly selected from a list and sent to my e-mail address. An example combination would be “homeless people” and “bukkake.” Another good one would be “crack babies” and “necrophilia.” “Serial killers” and “Republicans.”

You get the idea.

I’m certain this wonderful new use of my creative energies is making my mother proud.