<H2>GREATEST HITS

FROM time to time, something worth reading falls out of my evil head.

Generally, I try to sell such nuggets to a newspaper; on the occasion what I write is too distasteful or too vicious to be fit for print, it gets deemed fit for post.

This page is a collection of my blog posts and free articles which either drew droves of netizen hordes ready to burn me at the stake, ended friendships with people who have no sense of humor or caused one family member to stop speaking to me.

Fun Thoughts

• Sailing off the edge of the map
  Fun musings about how English speakers — especially Americans — torture the English language to avoid mentioning death.
• I got a grip full of Confucius
  Perhaps you were not aware, but Confucius was a gangster! Read about Christmas in Beijing, and help to make an even greater mockery out of Brandon Vedas’s death.
• Harvesting the homeless
  A final solution to a final problem. I present a great solution to ending America’s problem of a large homeless population, and a model for an involuntary organ donor program I’m still trying to sell to the Red Cross.
• Interesting things
  What happens to your society when 50 percent of citizens have AIDS? How does it change your views and values? I turn to Swaziland for the answers.